You Should Rule Mars

Mars is a planet that shines brightly and loops wildly around the solar system. You are perfect to rule Mars, because you are both energetic and independent.Like Mars, you seems attractive and bright to others - but you're difficult to pin down. You are a great thinker, but you only think in the present and ignore the future.Full of enthusiasm and inspiration, you are into your own thing... and rather insensitive to others.

Somehow, I always figured this isn't enough. (But oddly enough, who does? Who in this earth --monks and antisocial pacifists excluded are really content with their life?") I mean, I always imagined I'd be living somewhere way off --not as way off as Mars but some parallel universe in which the weather affects my mood --- Rain when I cry, thunderstorms for my rage, rainbows for my joy and drizzles for my sorrow.

All my life I sort of thought of myself as an oddball as my zodiac indicated accurately. So maybe living in Mars could actually have its advantages -- I mean, they have two moons right? That's kind of cool considering how the moonlight could affect the red soil. That's a photo op right there. Ms. Sibayan would be so proud!

"This is fabulous my dear, please don't ruin the negative"

Anyway... here's what they say about my people (Aquarian oddballs)

Aquarians basically possess strong and attractive personalities. - So far, this has been truer than true. All Jan-Feb people have a lil crazy in them. And lo and behold, we GET each other.....randomness and all.

They fall into two principle types: one shy, sensitive, gentle and patient; the other exuberant, lively and exhibitionist, sometimes hiding the considerable depths of their character under a cloak of frivolity. - I maybe a combination of both. I can SO be shy. I've met Aquarians that both fall on those two genres. They are the awesome-est!

They are nearly always intelligent, concise, clear and logical. - Whoa. The nearly always got me there. But hey, not all of us can have it right? But hey, we nearly always are!

While Aquarians are generally sympathetic and compassionate, they like it when things go their own quirky way. - This is scarily true in so many levels.

The Aquarian philosophical and spiritual bent may be dangerous in that it can drive the subjects into an ivory-tower existence where they meditate on abstractions that bear little relevance to life. -Some of us DO get pretty emotional about things that don't concern our lives. I mean, it really was a devastating shock when the Aniston-Pitt fairytale bit the dust.

In spite of the often intensely magnetic, forthcoming and open personality of the more extrovert kind of Aquarian, and of their desire to help humanity, neither type makes friends easily. -sorry, I digress --say what now?

Normally they have good taste in drama, music and art, and are also gifted in the arts, especially drama. - Ayyyyyyy winner ang lola mo. DRAMA!

They have a feeling of unity with nature and a desire for knowledge and truth that makes them admirable scientists, especially astronomers and natural historians. - I maybe in the wrong business. I think I would have made a good superhero. I just don't have special powers. But dude, I suck in science. Ask all my teachers.

Among the faults to which they are liable are fanatical eccentricity, wayward egotism, excessive detachment and an inclination to retreat from life and society. - Yeah we do have our weird, monk, i'm too good for the world, drown me in your tears and I still won't care, you should've thought of that before you became peasants moments.

They may excel in photography, radiography, electronics - anything connected with the electrical and radio industries - aviation and everything technical. - Photography! Bwahahhaha. We are Sibayan babies! ACE THIS IS SOOOOOOOO YOUUUU!!!!!! Of COURSE we're good in aviation. Mars nga diba. Reach for the stars and the mars.

On the arts and humanities side their progressive tendencies can be expressed in writing, especially poetry, and broadcasting, or as welfare workers and teachers. -Si Den teacher. oyyyy! Poetry huh? Haiku time! (Haiku! like a sneeze!Hahaha Baduy I know, I'm laughing deep inside)

Idiocy can be
a laughable artform stolen
from pairs o' blinking eyes

Boredom sounds like
that gong in your brain that floats
reverberating

Hahaha. I can't. I can't. Too funny. This isn't even worthy of Shakespeare's spit. Watch as this blog is scorned to pieces. But hey! that's a pretty good attempt at 5-7-5. Can you believe reverberating is a 5 count? Whoa. say that again... reverberating. re-ver-be-ra-ting.

This can also reveal itself in a sustained hatred for enemies that is capable of enlarging itself into a misanthropy toward the whole of mankind. - We can cause misanthropy. Hehe Cool. (I feel I'm channelling Beavis and Butthead here. I'm so dead in the head)

They are quick, active and persevering without being self-assertive, and express themselves with reason, moderation and sometimes, a dry humor. - I'm ending it here. Pure patola moment yo.