Sigh...

gotta love it.

non-permanence

Sunday, September 24, 2006

So we found this gi-normous treasure chest... and in that chest there were two hamburgers, a t-shirt -- some jewelry and Michael Scofield. (it really is a TREASURE CHEST!!!!) He was playing a cd player with bananas and cherry on top. There was also a raggedy ann doll carrying a deodarant and a stop sign... which Mades ran through with a police officer -- who was wearing a tiny sombrero. He was with three naked ladies... whom Sherin ended up hooking up with.. and Justin Timberlake came to join them with a scrunchie. He had $122 and $54,321 CENTS which he paid Michael Jackson for singing Heal the world ... with a stripper in a red dress eating a Rice Krispie Treat bar. After that they went on a ride on the El Toro while eating coconuts... which Mariah Carey used to cover her breasts and after used it as a glass to drink water from. Of course, she ended up vomiting -- then she admitted she was bulimic while watching Grey's Anatomy. So she went on to drive for two hours to go to Connecticut -- to have her implants but then after she found out that one boob was bigger than the other -- which Johnny Depp accidentally touched, while filming Pirates of the Carribbean in his tiny thong bikini which Therese snapped. And it broke to reveal his teeny weeny. And then we all went to get some Mexican Food and ride the King da Kuh --- and our waiter suddenly choked on a jalapeno. Then an escalade limo picked us up -- and that was the end of our day.

mades [ 10:35 PM ] 0 happy lost cabbages